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"Hey dad, where are the Andes?"

"I don't know, ask your mother, she puts everything away!"

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Calendar Factory

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off!"

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist and the doc says "how do I help ya?"

The guy says "doc, I think I'm a set of drapes!"

The doc goes "well pull yourself together!"

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"Everybody's shocked when they find out how bad of an electrician I am!"

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"I told my wife the other day she's drawing her eyebrows too high, she looks surprised!"

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"I wanna die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the passengers screaming and yelling in his car!"

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"Hey I woke up grumpy this morning... I told her go back to bed!"

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Heart Attack

"You know the worst time to have a heart attack? When you're playing charades!"

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I Never Listen

"Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that!"

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A guy walks into a psychiatrists office and tells the receptionist, "I think I'm invisible!" She says "sorry, doctor can't see you right now!"

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2 kangaroos are chatting, one says to the other, "looks like rain today!" The other says, "oh no, the kids will be inside playing all day!"

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Mailman Naked

I scared the mailman the other day by coming to the door naked. I'm not sure whether he was scared because I was naked or because I knew where he lived!

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New Yorkers

They say New Yorkers aren't friendly? I saw 2 guys who didn't know each other sharing a cab, one took the tires, the other took the radio!

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Penguin Bar

Did you hear about the penguin who walked into the bar? Bartender says, "how can I help ya?" The penguin says, "I'm looking for my brother, have you seen him?" The bartender says, "I don't know, what's he look like?"

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Today a guy knocked on my front door and asked for a donation for the neighborhood pool. I gave him a glass of water!

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Prison Door

I was giving some advice to my nephew the other day: when one door opens and another closes, you're probably in prison!

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Shop Lifting

I went to see my doc and said "doc, I can't stop shoplifting!" He said "take these pills for a week. If they don't work, get me a digital camera!"

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Stuck in the Elevator

Hey I'm getting old, I mean really old... the other day I stopped with some friends to get a cold one. My friend said, "which of those waitresses would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?" I said, "the one that could fix it!"

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Third Cousin

My buddy told me he's upset because he made love to his third cousin. I said, "if it upsets ya, stop counting!"

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Washing Hands

Since Coronavirus, I've been washing my hands so much that the answers from my 8th grade history test are starting to appear!

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Wife and Butcher

Caught my wife with the butcher the other day. I said, "what do ya have to say for yourself?" She goes, "whatever you do, don't tell the plumber!"

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Wishing Well

I lost my first wife when she fell down a wishing well... I didn't know they worked!

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I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday. She said, "I would like to see something in fur." So... I took her to the zoo!

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